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Instructions, 2
Smile! Tomorrow could be worse, 3
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself, 4
No matter which way you ride it's uphill and against the wind, 5
To err is human! To blame it on someone else is even more human, 6
Teamwork is essential! It allows you to blame someone else, 6
Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes, 7
There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong, 8
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over, 9
Work expands to fill the time available, 10
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing, 11
If the shoe fits, it's ugly, 12
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