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General Instructions, 2
Special Instructions, 4
Just When You Are About to Make Ends Meet . . . Somebody Moves the Ends, 5
When You Leave The Laundromat With an Even Number of Socks, You Have Someone
Else’s Laundry, 6
If You Can’t Get Your Day’s Work Done—Work Nights, 7
The Light at End of Tunnel Is Probably An Oncoming Locomotive!, 8
Just When You Get Your Head Above Water, Somebody Pulls Your Flippers Off!, 9
If Everything SeemTo Be Coming Your Way, You’re Probably In The Wrong Lane, 10
A Pat on the Back Is Only A Few Centimeters From a Kick in the Pants, 11
Indecision Is The Key to Flexibility, 12
Elephants Never Forget—But What Does An Elephant Have To Remember!, 13
You Can’t Participate In The March of Time Without Getting A Few Blisters, 14
If It Works—Don’t Fix It!, 15
Obviously William Tell Didn’t Know About Murphy’s Law, 16
Floss-Needed and Comparison Chart, 17
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